“Let’s all get drunk and wake up as halflings in a primitive valley.”
“I don’t think it works that way.”
“Let’s all live in a primitive and violent Shire.”
“He talks to the fish, except the fish are tigers?”
“That’s right, but I have been doing this for years. Moments. I have been doing this for moments.”
“Okay, I’m not going to talk you out of it. Or myself.”
“Joe Pizza has a cowboy as a nemesis?”
“C’mon – spaghetti Western? How am I the only one that got that?”
“What? I used my Cosmic Awareness to see if he’d survive the fall. Because I can’t catch him.”
“I just hope there’s Dr. Strange on a rooftop, just… slowly shaking his head.”
“He just made it, right? That means it’s still gooey.”
“Be careful. Flight is a death sentence.”
“Is it?”
“Your name is Joe Horseshit? Is that why you’ve been going by Joe Pizza?”
“Shiny silver balls. Wait – do you have balls?”
“Do you really want the answer to that?”
“What was I falsely accused of?”
“What would you like to be falsely accused of?”
“Beware of strange emissions.”
“Especially from the balls.”
“That’s where my emissions come from. Especially at night.”
“I’m wondering how did you not see this coming…”
“Criminal simulation. I don’t know what that means, but I like it.”
“That is the full answer to Darryl’s question, which he got in like three words, just for reference here.”
“Your car is like the #1 protagonist of this show.”
“If I’d known my car was going to be that important, I would have purchased a better one. Or at least upgraded trim.”
“Are you wanted for crimes you didn’t commit?”
“No.”
“Are you wanted for crimes you did commit?”
“I’m not wanted.”
“That sounded very, very excuse-like.”
“Why do you even have an ashtray?”
“There’s a XAIR for every occasion, sir.”
“I make no mention of any of that, either because I wasn’t there or because XAIR is too embarrassed to tell a SHIELD agent how screwed up we are.”
“This table is awful!”
“Hey, you chose to be at this table!”
“He’s going back to genocide, again.”
“That is also the wrong website.”
“That’s not the game Pete wants to run.”
“That’s not the game anybody wants to run.”
“But it’s the game we deserve.”
“Communicates more over blood magic than wifi.”
“He didn’t really communicate at all. That was part of the problem.”
“We’re not entirely comfortable with you controlling access to a black hole.”
“You are welcome to visit at any time.”
“That’s a horrifying sentence…”
“‘Shut down.'”
“Well, if you consider the entry and exit point being the same vector ‘shut down’…”
“OH!”
“Did you think I was just randomly being dark?”
“Yes?”
“Ravenloft does not leave a lot of opportunities for tea parties.”
“Give him a stack of pancakes and a wrench, and he’ll disassemble it. The pancakes are unrelated.”
“I would like a pancake and one criminal simulation, please.”
“I love that you keep coming back to genocide. Nobody else is saying that word.”
“Mass genocide.”
“Misdemeanor genocide? Is that when you kill annoying races, like gnomes?”
“I finally got a backstory, and she spent the fight unconscious and I spent it screaming in a net.”
“I said you! Collectively, we’re more dangerous.”
“What? What did I miss?”
“You lost control, Bryan.”
“I never had control. I’m just along for the ride.”
“Specifically, I moved the blood to a place where it can live happily ever after.”
“The elemental plane of blood.”
“Natalie doesn’t like being teleported through blood portals.”
“I think I can name the only person in the room that does.”
“Of all the various things that I haven’t known how to react to tonight, that seems the most benign.”
“It is illegally parked… in that wall.”
“No, it’s deep dish pizza week.”
“I’m kind of worried that you keep pulling that out of your pocket.”
“It was only weird before I was a sorcerer.”
“Everything you can conjure is always supreme.”
“I’m waiting to see how this all pans out before I open my mouth, because I will just make it worse.”
“If you’re going to make it worse, please go ahead.”
“I know we’re supposed to be open in group therapy, but Cassandra, you talk too much.”
“Someone has caused me and my friends – “
“We’re friends!”
“That wasn’t karma – that was friendship that fueled that destruction.”