“Yeah, you could sell a real elven woman for a lot more than 85g…”
“Why have stiletto heels on horse? This is problem.”
“Goldfish in heel? Really?”
“When horses start to look like they’re making their own soap…”
“Russian Cinco de Mayo. I can’t wait.”
“Traditional Russian burrito. Filled with borscht.”
“It’s the orgy of Gyrona! Run!”
“Your Mystic Theurge is not here. You may roll initiative for whatever it is he’s doing in Auscleich.”
“Okay, he goes on a 9…”
“Feng, say open the door!”
“I can’t, you fucked it up for me!”
“Sorry, my lord, His Majesty is speaking in Whale.”
“What did your job used to be?”
“Speaking Whale to the King, obviously.”
“I’m not sure if he was originally Bullwinkle, but now…”
“Yeah, the reason 30k people were counted is you sent out three census takers…”
“You talked to 10k people? I talked to 10k people!”
“I rolled a 4, but I have a +11. So I have a 15.”
“This is that thing called Math…”
“We do not have huge doppelganger cities, where we go around looking like each other…”
“It is not possibly for there to be millions of you in my cities, because we have only 30,000 people and that’s counting each one thrice.”