“The cocktail napkin notes? They’re unforgettable. No idea what they said, but they’re unforgettable.”
“My people don’t care so much about skulls – I mean, pay no attention to the 12 foot tall shrine of skulls over here…”
“Mice?”
“Yes. They’re very fast. Have you ever tried to catch mice? I have. Two. Recently.”
“No, you should give it to Greyshame. Greyshame can totally be trusted with that. Greyshame won’t throw it in a river at the first opportunity. Or in the fire.”
“Yes, but he and I are going to travel after this is over. It’ll be a buddy cop movie!”
“Wagons north-west.”
“What’s a wagon?”
“Footsteps north-west!”
“I was saving this dirt for later!”
“The amount of research I’ve done, they’re different. I’m sure.”
“Which is the only reason Whiteshadow didn’t attack is because he didn’t want to jump on a flaming velociraptor.”
“They’re all little to Arachnoth. Just… some of us are littler than others.”
“Somebody brought a martial character.”
“You’re pretty sure it performed the chocobo dance.”
“Three hundred and fifty groups of a thousand.”
“So… six?”
“Yes.”
“He’s the equivalent of a dog that knows to run after the ball…”
“But hasn’t quite worked out to bring it back?”
“It’s brain is this small. You have to be specific.”
“I’d like to think we’ve worked this out of the last months to year…”
“Why am I working so hard to kill this thing with plates that moves fast when there’s lunch right here?!”
“Do you need protecting?”
“I will probably regret lots of life choices here in a minute.”
“Sorry, I had an idea… and then I immediately had a different idea when you called my name.”
“Did you just ask if Darryl had a library card?”
“Yes. Because there’s been one word invented yet. So a library card would totally come in handy right now.”
“Are you riding a velociraptor yet?”
“Trying!”
“I got it!”
“How do you let go?”
“I don’t know! We’re hugging!”
“I’ve invented lawn mowing in the process!”
“Four fights, and I have yet to draw a weapon.”
“Again – tank, DPS.”
“He’s proven to be very smart in these areas – “
“Has he?”
“And I trust him.”
“Do you?”
“We should go.”
“We should.”
“And we might as well travel, because I’m not sleeping tonight.”
“Now you’re abbreviating to abbreviate future abbreviations!”
“You’re right – I forgot about that. I’m sad you brought it up.”
“And there is an echoing…”
“Moo like a cow?”
“No.”
“I was hoping.”
“Wait, have we invented sarcasm yet? Is this a babel moment?”
“I’m pretty sure sarcasm was the second thing invented after language…”
“It smells of humanoid. Like sweat and worry, but not fear.”
“They didn’t wash their sheets often enough.”
“We can attach it to a ledge, so you’re not climbing butt-silk.”
“It’s still butt-silk.”
“I know, but at least it’s not… attached to the spinnerets.”
“They dwarf me.”
“So do I.”
“They halfling me.”
“You’re making Skyer feel bad. 3 Intelligence – she’s like a genius.”
“This is the last thing a house fly sees!”
“And of course the elf is the one that discovers craft herpes.”
“Pour a seven foot jar into a pouch?”
“No.”