“We’re getting a very similar thing at work.”
“You’re getting a boat?”
“They’re consumables.”
“Ablative halflings?”
“Wait, they’re consumable? Why’ve I been hunting, then?”
“I’m looking for a husband, so you need to not.”
“If your dinosaurs eat my husband, we’re going to have a problem.”
“I wasn’t talking about the dinosaurs.”
“The best thing about halflings is that they’re food that carries itself!”
“So I have augury – “
“Does augury shrink seven foot jars?”
“I’ll approach the standing stones, but I won’t enter the standing stones. This isn’t because I’m adverse to circles – it’s because I’m adverse to vanishing!”
“When I feel it looking at me, I look back.”
“Which one of you is the abyss?”
“I would like to reiterate that it was not my fault in any way, shape, or form.”
“Where have you been?!”
“Obviously, I live in a hole.”
“Nature? I’ve got a pocket full of leaves, if that’s what you want…”
“Can I also cast a spell?”
“Cast it loudly – over there.”
“It’s really kind of a win-win situation.”
“I think we should continue winning in this direction.”
“I wanna be in your tweets as the tiniest Captain America!”
“I do not have Lay on Hands.”
“Really?”
“Oh, wait. I do.”
“Ten more combats from now, you’ll be boss.”
“Put it in a leather pouch.”
“Or swallow it. Whatever.”
“Do you want him to turn into a rax?”
“No, I just want him to swallow it.”
“Look, I’m like a college professor, and I just want to get my grad students to do weird shit.”
“The key to the scientific principle is to extrapolate from one point.”
“No, you don’t have to pick me up. I’m faster as a snake. Dwarf, 25. Snake, 30.”
“Just let it grab you with its pincers. I’m sure it’s not… that… poisonous.”