“So obviously, they knew Galen had put a flaw in it. So they decided to just build it and see what the rebels would do. Boom Okay, so we need to cover that…”
“Wait, did we just become geniuses? Turn off the gravity and everything is lighter!”
“You got paid!”
“Nope.”
“You did! You just spent it all in alcohol.”
“You mean this one bottle of alcohol?”
“And the other dozens you’ve had the last few years.”
“That was complimentary.”
“Eventually, we’re going to have to go back to somewhere you’ve been.”
“Except Tatooine.”
“And Alderaan.”
“If we got a tiny rock of Alderaan…”
“Are you trying to grow a new planet?”
“What’s the planet’s shoulders look like?”
“Strangely muscular.”
“Make sure you note that it wasn’t me that asked that!”
“No, we’re not even pretending to come from Tatooine.”
“Can we just set the nav computer on fire, like we did the last time?”
“Okay, this is how much credits we’re going to get? Are you sure you want to drop out of hyperspace.”
“I wish you’d showed me that before I hit all these buttons.”
“I disbelive your math.”
“That’s not how math works.”
“You instinctively know what to do and where to go. Almost like you’ve done this before.”
“Where do you think we got our current communications array?”
“It’s not like we haven’t had the gravity off four times in the last three days. One of those was because my feet were tired…”
“You got a ship upgrade, I got chores…”
“The one question I have is the one you’d never answer… would you?”
“Just tell him Alderaan.”
“Hey, you beat your record. That’s way more than fifteen seconds.”