“If I have double advantage, I’m swinging from the chandelier. It won’t hurt… it just also won’t help.”
“I don’t think the Imperial Palace is open for tours.”
“Tours was my first plan. Can you tell?”
“You want to put out lost kitten posters?”
“Yep.”
“Lost kitten that looks a lot like a Hutt?”
“A Hutt with a lightsaber.”
“As far as the Alliance to Restore the Republic is concerned, you guys are infiltration experts.”
“Just because they’re gullible…”
“Wait, are we going in the whore tunnel?”
“Well, I don’t know that the Jedi would call it that…”
“Sure. Why not. There’s no way this could go wrong.”
“It can always go wrong.”
“The best way is to jump off a railing. It’ll be fine for the first 10 minutes.”
“…The Force makes you dumb.”
“I have no trouble walking into a trap. I think I’ve proven this already.”
“Somebody really hated 1296. Maybe their ex lived on 1296.”
“Then he’s got to go. Telecommute cake is not nearly as good as in-person cake.”
“Is this guy a friend of yours?”
“I think so?”
“Did he invite us to dinner or for dinner…?”
“We even tried to save as many people as possible, from a certain point of view.”
“From ALL points of view! We tried to save them from ALL points of view!”
“This sounds like Monty Hall. ‘Have I got a deal for you!'”
“If you’re over 30, I just yell out ‘Force point.’ You might get one, you might not; it’s not my job to determine that.”
“Do you do the dance?”
“Only when I have to.”
“Stop, blaster time?”
“Do you trust me?”
“What does that mean? Of course I trust you.”
“Oh lord, that place is no joke.”
“Oh good. Just once, can’t we go to a cakewalk planet?”
“Those don’t exist.”
“Because the cake is a lie.”
“Are we exiting through the sewer pipes?”
“Um… well. We’re going to exit rapidly.”
“You find an access hatch and crawl out. This is the most you’ve ever wanted a shower in your life.”
“This is the second most I’ve ever wanted a shower in my life.”
“I only have one pair of pants!”
“You have money! Buy pants!”
“But they don’t mean anything!”
“They mean not being naked, master.”
“You know what I hear gets rid of smells like this?”
“Nothing.”
“The depths of space. We’re just gonna hang it out the airlock…”