“Receptive telepathy… Transmissive telepathy… Transgressive telepathy…”
“Surrealist telepathy…”
“It’s gold, but harder… to pronounce.”
“I have limits.”
“Do you, though?”
“They can’t get out of the hole.”
“Of course they can’t.”
“Is it time to use character points to get out of the hole?”
“Before we go any further, I want some lube! If we’re going to be pulled out, I want it to be smooth and silky!”
“Not gonna lie – I was prepared to shave you slightly and then heal you.”
“I’ve been trying to go back to Tatooine since we left – or at least since I upgraded from sandals to shoes.”
“Do you trust your senses?”
“I usually try to cross-reference. I’ve looked and I’ve touched; I’m not going to taste the droid.”
“And then I’m going to salvage. I’m going to look for things that I can trade on some backwater planet, without giving them a hyperdrive.”
“As you walk on the ship, the medical droid says, ‘Surprise! You have tetanus!'”
“Would the sensors be able to help us find something edible, either the ship or…”
“The ship’s not edible.”
“And we fixed the rope before you even made it back.”
“And nobody told me.”
“Eh.”
“The crew is now more droid than organic. Soon we’ll be out-voted…”
“What happens if we go counterclockwise…? Would time go in reverse?”
“No. We are not Superman.”
“But what about Lois Lane?”
“Do they have Orange Julius at the Maw?”
“So… who had something in storage bay 6? Something living?”
“No, it was growing.”
“…I’d like you to come here and experience what you’ve created.”
“The creases in these pants can cut individual atoms.”
“Do you want the rogue to have Force powers? Because that’s how you get the rogue to learn Force powers.”