“Are we at the running part yet? Because I think we need to be at the running part.”
“We are going to keep the fleet engaged for long enough that the rebels can get away.”
(in unison) “That doesn’t sound like running!”
“I’m going to reprogram the ship so it’s controlled from the turrets. Wherever I point the gun, that’s where we go. The faster I fire, the faster we go.”
“First, you have to make an enemy.”
“I thought that was all of you.”
“I might just go ahead and let them take us, if you’re just trying to get closer.”
“Whose shield are you shorting out?”
“Yours. Bastard.”
“You think that’s going to make me run away? Think again!”
“You know, if you were flying away from them, I would have disabled the gunnery instead of the shields.”
“Give me a sticky.”
“I don’t have one.”
“I know. That’s why I asked Cheryl.”
“So, I’m going to use my actual character stats now, not what I think my character stats are.”
“Why are we not leaving?!”
“Big damn heroes, sir!”
“If I turn it off, will you leave?”
“I might shoot a few of them – “
“If I turn it off, WILL YOU LEAVE?”
“Take a page from my gaming history and don’t shut down the reactors…”
“Don’t shut down the reactors; overload them?”
“It turns out, Starship Repair is the same skill as Starship Disrepair.”
“Teaching it not to fire on disabled ships is going to be harder. That’s a much higher level of programming…”
“We’re on the same page. We’re on the same entirely different page.”
“Not only is that heroic, everyone knows it’s heroic because I’m broadcasting running commentary throughout the system.”
“Jo-Li, sit in the color commentary seat!”
“You should have taken Control.”
“You said to listen to the Force! That’s Sense.”
“Can I just point out that this is why the Rebellion thinks we’re infiltrators?”
“Look, we’re not only bullshitting the Empire… we’re also bullshitting our superiors.”
“I’m afraid to leave you alone with the TIE fighters.”
“We’re afraid to leave him alone with the cockpit.”
“She’s YOUR apprentice.”
“I can only undo so much damage.”
“Both of your apprentices seem to be very good at blowing things up…”
“I’m gonna kneecap you to death.”
“We’ve tricked them mightily!”
“So we can leave now, right?”
“Half the fleet is after us. Because we’re the mighty Rebellion blockade-breaking fleet of two.”
“Just wear the brown pants.”
“Oh, no worries. I will not be pooping for a week. My asshole is so puckered, it’s somewhere up around here.”
“So what I’m getting here is that you roll down the window and…”
“Moon them?”
“‘Was that a Sullustan ass…?’ ‘Yes, Lord Vader.'”
“We are getting the fuck out of this system.”
“How do I get you to say that earlier next time?”
“Any time you get Darth Vader within…”
“Mooning distance?”
“It’s going to be so great when we have to get a new name and beacon – “
“So you mean tonight?”