“I’m going to attempt to be intimately familiar with all her personal objects in our room.”
“Someone’s going to disappear into a ditch, aren’t they.”
“It does have those vibes, yeah.”
“That’s a good point. Probably around week 3.5 or so, I get around to asking his name…”
“I guess we’re looking it up: beating with a sack full of soap.”
“Sock. Just one sock and just one bar of soap.”
“Is that sarcasm?”
“No.”
“Did you see she turned into a troll?”
“She’s a sea hag. You should be more sensitive; we are not always in control of how we look.”
“When you leave, she’s in the form of a greasy student who’s never left their parents’ basement.”
“Hey. I’m right here…”
“4th. Convalescence and necromancy. Maybe I should become a necromancer.”
“Maybe it’s a sign?”
“I think we’ve reached a conclusion, but – out of character, I don’t think we’re all in agreement about the same thing.”