5E Skullkickers, 9/22

“The only uniform would be steel-toed boots.”
“So… naked except for boots?”

“Nothing says a ball-buster like wearing your balls on your sleeve.”

“Yeah, I don’t wanna be a duck. Ducks are lame.”
“It’s almost like that’s a turn of phrase!”

“I have ‘lackey.'”
“He’s not a lackey.”
“No, he’s more of a sidekick.”

“Well, if you’re having lunch with me, I’m not good on op-sec…”

“Studying is more like locking yourself in your room, spending all of your time studying, and then rolling like everyone else anyway.”

“We’re actually too curious to say no.”
“That’s a character flaw I can appreciate.”

“You wouldn’t believe why I’m here.”
“The entire cafeteria knows why you’re here.”

“You don’t have to roll disadvantage when trying to convince your own party members.”
“That’s a disadvantage all its own.”

“I said I was going to the arboretum.”
“Yeah, but she already had that queued up.”
“I was going to the arboretum!”

“Can I just get a spell to call an elf? ‘I’m haggling – get me an elf on the line.'”

“Bear in mind that I’m carrying a punch bowl and a boot.”
“And there’s a vomiting vulture on your shoulder.”