“That’s not what I was expecting.”
“I was not asking about their shoulders.”
“I was expecting you were going to throw them over.”
“Not yet.”
“But it doesn’t look… proud, or happy, or…”
“Molecularly stable?”
“All is duck. Duck is all.”
“Ohh… DID the gelatinous cube come by in the meantime? On the bright side, the mudskipper will come back…”
“How do you feel about rainbow macrame?”
“What’s the AC bonus for knitted armor?”
“The hurting means it’s working.”
“That’s orc medicine in a nutshell.”
“That went exactly as we hoped.”
“That went exactly as I expected.”
“…I decided not to Shocking Grasp the electrical duck.”
“Some of you will actually succeed to new levels; some of you are Sarah.”
“I have a crusade; I found somebody that’s in bondage – “
“Hehehe.”
“In bondage, not into bondage.”
“Elvish. Asshole.”
“But I repeat myself.”
“No, no. Not all of us are assholes; some of us are dicks.”
“All right, I’ll stop. Everything’s made of foamcore…”
“And yes, you see her zip by, and you can slap her ass, pinch her cheek, and steal her change on the way by. Or you can try to catch her.”