“Pedantic.”
“At a school.”
“That’s not the missing student we’re looking for.”
“So in an effort to deflect blame off of us on the chance that it was us, I blamed the missing student.”
“Did I fart in conjuration class or something?”
“Well, did you know that the human body farts an average of 12 times an hour?”
“…I did not.”
“That’s a good idea, actually.”
“What, pushing him down the stairs?”
“Anything interesting in the robes? Pockets?”
“Just smells.”
“Because that’s how we do things.”
“We make generalizations based on very small sample sizes.”
“We extrapolate based on a single point of data…”
“It’s statistically accurate; we just didn’t put numbers on it. So it’ll stay statistically accurate.”
“Super unusual really rare book annex.”
“That is about as reasonable as anything else.”
“Carrick said that. Khleo did not.”
“I thought it.”
“Was there a ‘you idiot’ at the end of it? I’m hearing a ‘you idiot.'”
“I am going to write down everything she says, phonetically, to the best of my ability. And then I’m going to go learn that goddamn language. I’ll be right back.”
“And with that, we have done the first sentence of today’s adventure.”
“I like how half of us are jumping into this with both feet, and half of us are like, ‘Wait, hang on.'”
“And then there’s Sarah.”
“It doesn’t really matter which it is; I just want the address to call home.”
“That’s a really good idea!”
“And now that the fight’s about to start… I’m going to average my luck back out.”
“Were you thinking about the place upstairs when we – “
“I wasn’t not thinking about it…?”
“Not my area of expertise, but I trust in others’ abilities.”
“You fool.”
“I read what it says. Don’t fucking Wish spell me.”
“It’s funny – it says an Intelligence test will tell you he’s the divinist… or you can just ask him. He’s not shy!”
“He started it.”
“Yes, but you’ll be asleep soon.”
“So will I.”
“Yes, but you’ll be far away.”
“By all the gods. This is slightly improper, but please… please… come to me, and I will teach you and Dakota how to wash your smallclothes.”