“You’d like to think this. And I could will one into existence – I am the GM.”
“So… we’re looking for the school Costco.”
“Does it really make that sound effect?”
“No, that’s me.”
“What’s the range on that?”
“On the wand or the sound effect?”
“…What is happening?”
“She doesn’t know.”
“Fair.”
“Well, my strength is greater than I thought it was, but my aim is about what I thought it was.”
“Is that a five or a – “
“Twenty-three.”
“Okay, could have gone either way…”
“How many more things can you do to a dead body?”
“I didn’t choose this. It’s right here in the book – “
“Sure it is.”
“‘Fuck Kevin.'”
“So it’s in bold text.”
“You could throw it.”
“But it’s right here.” pause to roll dice “Okay, so I throw it.”
“The barbarian’s like, ‘Javelin. Throw or hit. Throw or hit. Fuck, I don’t know!'”
“We are the fourth worst thing that’s ever happened to this school.”
“With a little bit of effort, we could make number three.”
“Not much effort.”
“Since you don’t have to pick her up – “
“Yeah, I drag my friends.”
“What were the gelatinous cubes sent to stop?”
“Christmas?”
“You’re right, I was supposed to come up with that. And then I worked. And broke a TV.”
“Well, probably about the point we started trying to set up his mudskipper and Annie’s mudskipper is where we went wrong…”
“Putting the hell in help.”