“A pit trap is nothing. But if you hate someone enough to make the floor hit the ceiling…”
“Why would you do that? Why.”
“Well, you run, and then you push off and… fail that…”
“You should be at full hit points.”
“I am at full hit points. Wizard, my friend. Full hit points is 17.”
“How many worms did you stick in his ear before you woke him up?”
“Worms. Right.”
“There was a lot of talk about just the tip while you were gone.”
“That’s a disabled trap. You don’t want me to fix this!”
“I was thinking about checking it for traps.”
“Yeah, but that’s what the lightning bolt is for! If there’s a trap, we get deep-fat-fried.”
“Is this one a zinc disk? Because I don’t think we brought any potatoes with us.”
“Halfway down the hall, there’s a grate. Well, it’s not that great…”
“So about halfway down the hallway, there’s an adequate.”
“They call them aqueducts.”
“Does everyone think this is a good idea?”
“No, but it’s funny.”
“And we can’t stop her.”
“The first puzzle I had in D&D was a checkerboard. And it killed 3/4 of us.”
“Well, hopefully this won’t kill 3/4 of you.”
“That would be hard to do, considering there’s 5 of us.”
“Wizard chess!”
“It’s not like we’re in a Harry Potter ripoff or anything…”
“Do I have enough of these? That’s never what you want to hear the GM say.”
“I mean, to be fair, it’s not doing anything except sticking into this piece of blue tack like some sort of low-rent sword in the stone.”
“I like this story you guys are making up. I should submit it to [the authors of the adventure we’re playing].”