“That’s good. That’s plausible. I’m changing my answer.”
“I have to admit, there’s a small part of me that wants to just turn them all.”
“Only turn one side of the debate.”
“Jesus. They have a lot more insight than I do.”
“They’ve been arguing with each other for decades. You’ve only been arguing with yourself in the mirror for decades.”
“Yeah, no, that cave looks dragon-y. I’m out.”
“There was the headless skeleton, I put the head on him, Harvey followed us into the chess room, and the ghosts killed him because they’re bitches.”
“What do you believe your weight to be? Taking into account – “
“The massive crossbow?”
“Yeah.”
“Massive crossbow, moderate elf…”
“Well, if I had known that in the 45 minutes we were in that room…”
“You know, I could attack Carrick – nah, I’ll wait until he does some damage.”
“He used to be a knight.”
“Until he took an arrow the knee. And the other knee. And the shoulder. And the head.”
“Nine points of damage.”
“You’re supposed to be doing a lot more damage! I think I’m out-damaging you at this point.”