Skullkickers, 5/25

“Please stop. Please stop. I know you want to get to the doing stuff part, but let’s at least try to do the thinking part first.”

“There’s nothing in the room but a glowing blue lever.”
“This isn’t suspicious at all.”

“I’m going to go look at the lever. I’m not going to pull the lever or poke the lever or lick the lever.”

“Man, if only we had leveled. I could have flown out of this. I couldn’t fly the rest of you…”

“If it helps at all, this entire floor is called ‘the levers.'”
“Define ‘helps.'”

“Honestly, if I get a shot at whoever built this, I’m gonna take it slow. I’m gonna start at the groin…”