“You know whoever creates the trap gets all the XP.”
“‘How did you get to be so high level?’ ‘Mmm… graduate students.'”
“So you can fall in because it’s lubricated?”
“We’ll know where it’s lubricated.”
“Except we’re not lubricating it, because nobody has anything to do it with.”
“That they’re admitting to…”
“Darryl, I want you to know that this is Kacey’s fault and he knows what he did.”
“You take 5 points of damage.”
“Bludgeoning, piercing slashing?”
“Piercing.”
“Mastication.”
“That’s not in the rulebook.”
“But it should be.”
“I would like you to know that if you’re robbing me, you’re just practicing.”
“Take it and love it – 9 points of damage.”
“He doesn’t love it.”
“Oh, he’s gonna love it.”
“How are you going to become a world-class necromancer if you only know one necromancy spell?”
“You should be able to open the door.”
“Can I borrow your credit card?”
“Sure…?”
“Black titanium? You’ve been holding out on us.”
“Look, it’s my dad’s, from the cartographer’s guild, and it’s only for emergencies.”
“Can… can I have them this time?”
“Yes, because you’re no longer an enemy.”
“But if you make any more mistakes, I’m taking them away again. I brought these hit points into the world; I can take them away!”
“I realized months ago that I am not a spellcaster.”
“Well, if you were, you’d have 18 hit points.”
“Hm.”