“You guys are sounding less than awful.”
“That’s our new name.”
“Is this a ‘name of the week’ kind of band?”
“No, we just change names every time we get a new member.”
“Is the library open?”
“Yes. Unlike Texas, Sweden can operate as a frozen hellscape.”
“Hey, you’ve gotta come help us find a dog.”
“Does it matter what kind it is?”
“This story’s too short to tell anyone we’re going camping!”
“Okay. I’m not bringing Lars.”
“Thank god.”
“On the other hand, the package of hot dogs you put in your bag? It’s not gonna spoil. Now, they could also be used as weapons at this point…”
“Hang on a second, I forgot to mention…”
“The bear!”
“Well, that’s where the being clever comes in.”
“Really? Who’s gonna do that?”
“She opens the door and says, ‘Aloha.’ And you all run off, and she says, ‘Aloha?’ because it means hello and goodbye.”
“Is this a new version of ding dong ditch?”
“Well, first you have to take off the vest, then the coat.”
“Oh, no. The vest is coming off with the coat. It’s too hot to be cool right now.”
“Spikes!”
“We are not A-Team-ing the vehicle.”
“But.”
“You get the idea that in a non-hostage, creepy way, she doesn’t want you to leave.”
“Uh.”
“Non-hostage, non-creepy.”
“How do you tell an adult that there is someone who is in danger and needs to be looked after, and there are also dangerous animals in the woods where this person is, without them doing something stupid and joining an orgy?”
“Only your aunt would MacGuyver a barn together.”
“Can you play ‘War Pigs’ on the keytaur?”
“What kind of music does your aunt like?”
“Old people music.”
“Play old people music!”
“I don’t know any old people music.”
“There are lots of photos of Lina in grandiose poses.”
“Is she taking her own supervillain photos?”
“We can’t trust the police to not get involved in another idiot orgy!”