“Mina called. Felix found something. Possibly a body.”
“Can I bring a stick?”
“Sure!”
“Sangvard. Sangvard! Pick up the phone!”
“This body’s not getting any deader!”
“No, wait, yes it is.”
“There’s a dead body!”
“Wha – “
“I don’t know. Get your stick and let’s go.”
“Hmm. What goes best with dead bodies?”
“Gummy worms. Obviously.”
“You don’t think I found this, do you?”
“Not now…”
“Lars is never the solution.”
“Lars is sometimes the solution!”
“Does it look like she was dragged here?”
“I don’t know; make an investigate roll.”
“Oh no, I wasn’t asking you. I was asking Mina.”
“Because I’m older, I feel like I think I’m more tactical.”
“That seems too criminally mastermind.”
“Have you met – well, the corpse?”
“Okay, so you guys have had plenty of time to formulate a clever plan to get into this place.”
“It’s cute that you think we did anything of the kind.”
“And I’m pretty sure that your mom won’t like ‘hey, we found a dead body; we’re going camping. Bye!'”
“Unrelated, of course.”
“Did you keep your stick?”
“No! Each stick is for its own body.”
“Why would you have a stick-poking body?”
“So this worries me.”
“This is what worries you?”
“Dude. Your aunt is a Scooby Doo villain.”
“I thought she was your dad’s sister.”
“Nope.”
“I like your mom better now.”
“Can she be a god if she plays the keytaur?”
“You’ve got some unhinged notes… you’ve got a duck that’s probably – “
“Unclean?”
” – Not as innocent as it used to be…”
“…You’d think the game was simple enough that I could remember all nine rules.”
“The hole in her head – “
“Went all the way through!”
“The reason I wish you had come to me earlier – “
“Orgy in the field, Mom!”
“You’re going to have to let that go eventually.”
“This would make so much more sense if she’d murdered someone.”
“This is the 80s. She’ll let people double up in seat belts, but she’s not going to let anyone ride in the trunk or hang off the back.”
“I told you there’s cloning involved!”
“They’re TWINS.”
“You don’t know that.”