Pathfinder, 4/12

“Transfer 10 minutes of information in an instant.”
“That’s a lot of information.”
“That’s the conversation me and Pete just had.”

“I don’t even know what to do with gold.”
“Give it to small children.”
“What if they swallow it?”
“Not that small.”

“Why would you put pants on under the robe when you have total freedom?”

“Crits me, fumbles against you. See, you should join my religion.”

“There appears to be a shriveled spider sack in the back.”
“It’s because of the cold.”

“I think your god’s a little slow on the uptake.”
“It’s the lead in the rocks – interferes with the waves.”
“Oh, it’s the lead all right…”

“Well, you can’t be paralyzed; you go first.”
“Who says I can’t be paralyzed?”
“Previous editions?”

“I am not impressed.”
“Don’t be so hard on yourself. It was super shitty.”

“Well, I keep putting them into my pockets, so they taste like salted fish. And rat.”

“Round of skeletons for my friends here.”