“Are the spiders having a seance?”
“No, no.”
“How’s an 11?”
“An 11 makes me think I should remind everyone that they got a hero point at the beginning of this session.”
“I thought you didn’t rewrite your whole character!”
“I didn’t! I’m just telling you the relevant bits!”
“I just healed that damage! Can you stay healed for five minutes?!”
“That was ten. We rested.”
“So you’ve injured one of them, right?”
“No.”
“I thought – “
“I pushed one.”
“How old are we again?”
“Twelve.”
“You sound like you’re belittling me a bit.”
“Technically I’d be belittling you even if you were a monk, so….”
“I aim for its mouth, in a non-agressive, ‘here’s a piece of fish’ way…?”
“This is ridiculous. Have a center of mass!”
“Do you need a pointy stick? Is pointy stick one of the elements?”
“Not yet!”
“I think it’s probably not as much the pointy stick as it is the strength damage.”
“So this is literally the vindication of fish we were fighting?”