Pathfinder, 5/31

“It’s the fucking shibari delivery service.”

“Tiny herbs need tiny swords.”

“Does the sparrow fly up to you and say, ‘Does the one minute begin when the sparrow shows up, or does it start after that? We should find out. But first, we’ve got to get this message out…'”

“Some of us are more modest than others.”
“Some of us walk faster than others.”
“…Some of us are not the third stooge. Unfortunately…”

“I just want to know that we have a tool.”
“I’m a tool.”
“No comment.”

“You didn’t care about the herbs, you didn’t care about the fish… but when we’re talking about mushrooms in the woods, you suddenly care?”

“Dying stacks.”

“Is that a 1?”
“I need you to understand, Darryl, that I rolled a 2, and I spent a hero point thinking I was going to make it better.”