“They say elves are supposed to be eloquent.”
“Only when they choose to be. Otherwise they’re assholes.”
“I have a fox.”
“What does it say?”
“He’s got a spell that give me temporary hit points. I do the polar bear plunge for temporary hit points.”
“Don’t let her see you raise the shield; she might get ideas.”
“I’m going to put a whirling boomerang on that stump. I… assume it’s failing its reflex save?”
“Bet y’all didn’t know I had a chainsaw in my pocket.”