Pathfinder, 1/3

“They have an immense gravity. Like they are many, many times larger than they are.”
“They’re almost as dense as we are.”

“So after a few hands, he realizes he may have made a mistake…”

“Sorry, I don’t believe in people shorter than my penis.”

“It’s weird. I’m not used to being the voice of reason. It’s uncomfortable.”

“It was about to get real sketchy. And it started pretty sketchy.”