“If you have one or more people sticking their weiner in the toaster…”
“You’re never gonna have toast again?”
“Mostly because I couldn’t think of what class to give him, so I didn’t.”
“Yeah, he had no class.”
“Is it ‘unlock’ in Elvish? I actually say ‘unlock in Elvish.'”
“Dead men tell no tales.”
“That’s not necessarily true.”
“Oh, no. I’ll find a way.”
“You big softie.”
“I might need him to backstab a god at some point.”
“It’s not a trap; it’s just an irritatingly placed board.”