“Somebody loses their initiative.”
“What, my 13?”
“Paracord golem!”
“This isn’t a hentai!”
“But that’s your thing! Armor and not being able to find focus spells.”
“Well, you have your con modifier bonus.”
“Like I said, I have 5 rounds.”
“I’m not that worried about stabbing myself.”
“I’m not that strong!”
“I mean, if I end up sacrificing an eye, I gain knowledge, right?”
“I mean, we almost got beaten by a shoelace, is what you’re saying.”
“No, I want you to lick all the salt off.”
“Done.”
“Shouldn’t you be trying to look sweet, if you want to be unsavory?”
“Do you have any spare rooms? I see it’s so busy here and all. Also, it’s been at least 24 hours since we’ve set a room on fire.”
“Seems harmless.”
“Mostly harmless.”
“If we make it to morning, I’ll upgrade him to completely harmless.”
“Excellent. I also got a 5. Good thing we’re staying with the wagon.”