“Didn’t you try to guilt the moon into doing something?”
“The whole world is dying? Ehhh. Spooky black clouds around the sun? Different story.”
“In fact, we should send a message back that either the world is going to end in a year, or there’s going to be plenty of food, so those of you that have 8 years worth, share that shit!”
“I know this scroll looks like it was written in crayon, but it’s actually a thousand-gold scroll of sending…”
“You have put down 4 silver on your layaway scroll.”
“Only ChatGPT can write your Wish. Must be ironclad.”
“And it’s a short enough trip, they won’t be IPAs by the time we arrive.”
“Those are two very different stories – Gilligan’s Island and the Odyssey…”
“I do apologize to the water and the seas – “
“For the beating its taking?”
“For the absolute raw-dog beating they’re taking.”
“I didn’t hit on the moon. In fact, I did the opposite – I told her I took her followers.”
“Oh, it’s a puffer-nymph.”
“I have an icon of the natural elements.”
“Yeah, but nobody knows it because you made it up yourself.”
“I was rubbing up against you more than anyone else, so I was kind of ablative shielding against pickpocketing.”
“I do have the pockets of an 8 year old – some dirt, some rocks…”
“What is the shortest character that would die in this water?”
“Someone has carved, ‘As they walk among us, they are no longer above us,’ over and over and over again.”
“That seems positive!”
“-Ly ominous.”
“Oh, this is the first time we’ve fought together! Let me start with hitting you!”
“‘This is a bad idea!’ I’m shouting this from the past.”
“You can create wood, right?”
“Heh-heh…”
“We’ve been in town for like 12 minutes…”
“And we’ve made it worse.”
“Oh, you’ve done more than that.”
“I mean, I know we make bad choices when we go to a new place, but that was kind of epically bad.”