“I prefer my hourglasses non-GMO.”
“If you keep going, maybe you’ll find a pamphlet? A Cliff’s notes, maybe?”
“So not only are you not familiar with your new religion, you’re also skipping around in the reading.”
“We read the beginning and the end! That’s the important part, right?”
“I think his problem is that if we fail to save one world, someone could come along later and fix it. If we fail to save all worlds, nobdoy will be left to fix that.”
“Oh god, I didn’t even think about that!”
“You swim down. Or sink, depending on how much you believe in armor.”
“I would say he believes… deeply.”
“You could be attacking yourself!”
“When did that happen?”
“I’ve always had wisdom!”
“I’m going to use the only thing in my repertoire that has any chance of doing anything here.”
“Lightning bolt?”
“We’re in the WATER.”
“You’ve got 6 silver. You’re not sure when you’re going to notice, but you’ve got 6 silver.”
“Oh! You wrote a book. Look what I found at the gift shop outside! A book!”
“And so begins his emo phase.”