“If we do this quietly – “
“With this group, that’s not gonna happen.”
“Depends on what you ask and how you ask them. ‘So, can you tell me where they’ll be…'”
“‘Can you draw me a map to get there?'”
“Make your bullshittery roll.”
“Hazardous is my middle name.”
“You have a lot of middle names.”
“Is there a piece of refuse that would go the distance if I throw it?”
“You mean a rock?”
“I am not playing the rogue, and the dice know it!”
“Ok. I’m casting fireball up there.”
“Subtlety is gone.”
“To be fair, we’re team subtlety.”
“Are they dead?”
“HA – yeah.”
“That’s two for you.”
“Am I too far away?”
“You’re never too far away.”
“This is why they were keeping all the oranges! It was for this fucking thing.”
“I am Menelaeus, champion of the dark. Just ignore that bright light behind me.”
“Don’t disarm my side-eye before I get to use it!”
“Anybody can know the king’s name, but if you say you know what’s her name’s name…”
“…We are going to set the whole fucking town on fire.”
“To be fair, if this is a fragment of the sun, that’s plasma.”
“Right, but wood will burn.”
“If it’s plasma, so will rock.”
“Well, now he’s drinking the loot.”
“How are we supposed to loot you if you’re drinking all the treasure!”