Pathfinder, 8/14

“Is the bar on both sides…”
“No, that wouldn’t help.”

“That would be rough on a commoner.”
“Until you pile enough of them up.”

“And was there a plan when we got here?”
“No. To be fair, I expected to be arrested.”

“They’re trying to be nice.”
“Really?”

“His mouth could be cleft too. We don’t judge.”

“I’m just gonna point out here, you walked through the wall, surrounded by lightning, and smacked the horn out of his mouth.”
“Shhhh!”
“And then shushed him.”

“I’m not flinging him into the ocean! I’ve done that trick.”

“See, and my consoling would have been, ‘That was a valiant effort.'”
“Oh, I couldn’t lie to her like that.”

“If I take it now, it’s stealing. If we finish our job here, it’s looting.”

“Where are the semi-prophetic urns are coming from?”
“They’re not prophetic; they’re propaganda.”

“Food on the table?”
“Not in this room. This is a hallway.”
“There could be breath mints!”

“You lose track of Elloryn.”
“Again?”
“Must be Tuesday.”

“The Tyrant stands alone.”
“That’s like the mouse taking the cheese.”

“For some values of ‘our’.”