“He licks your neck gently.”
“Uh, he licks the holy neck. Everything about me is holy.”
“Other dude is not your problem right now.”
“Oh, he’s my problem…”
“So it’s gone?”
“Sort of – well, it’s everywhere.”
“It’s no longer a combatant.”
“It’s now an environmental hazard.”
“It’s going to leave your area of influence.”
“No, it’s not.”
“It really needs to leave your area of influence.”
“Bold move. Let’s see how that pays off for him.”
“When did I take Intimidation?”
in unison “When you became a giant dinosaur?”
“I will try not to miss anything while rolling my eyes at the dramatics behind me.”
“Will you just get in here? There’s a hole to go down.”
“That’s not very inviting.”
“Ooh, ooh, you can be the fire in the hole!”
“I’m gonna take a deep breath, I’m gonna do a Kegel exercise, and then I’m going to put a hand on it.”
“Are you talking to the dinosaur’s butt?”
“I don’t know which way he was facing, but probably.”