Pathfinder, 11/20

“There’s grumbling. The bitterness keeps me warm.”

“I negotiated a truce.”
“I climbed out of a hole to agree to that truce.”

“I can get to a tree 5 miles away.”
“I can make a tree.”
“I can also make a tree.”
“This is the weirdest dick-measuring contest…”

“I don’t want to look a pity friendship in the mouth, but I’ll rub its horn.”

“It’s weird elemental water.”
“It’s perfectly natural water. That’s what you’ve been telling me for the last six levels.”

“It would be a really interesting Hot Ones challenge.”