Household, 1/15

“I have once again chosen the Spanish duelist, and I don’t want to hear a word, because it’s been over a decade.”

“See, it’s good to pick up random people off the street!”

“Things like where did they come from, where did they go – “
“Cotton-Eyed Joe?”
“I’m glad I’m not the only one.”

“You might come out like toothpaste on the other side, but you will go through the window.”

“Told you he took the lotion to bed. Called it.”

“That poor gecko.”
“No, it was a swan.”
“Oh, that’s all right, then. Swans are bastards.”