“No one expects the great detectives!”
“The unsolicited help?”
“In this case, unsolicited information.”
“You don’t get the stress, but…”
“And one parking violation.”
“I left my mouse for five minutes too long, and it was crushed into a tiny cube.”
“I left my mouse for too long and it was impounded. It’s an owl pellet now.”
“In fact, his name is now Johnny Background Character.”