Household, 4/23

“I don’t think I’ve ever been to a gaming seance!”

“Who gave the spiders swords? This is not a good idea!”

“What exactly are you doing with Society/Will, now that you’ve said you’re going to stick that somewhere?”

“…There’s only a 2% chance that was my fault.”

“You are, in a slight way, aggressively washed off.”

“We academics are highly trainable.”