“And every once in a while, I say, ‘And that’s Aiden.'”
“‘Who?'”
“No wonder he’s stylish.”
“I’m sorry, are you saying not all characters are stylish?”
“‘Spiders can in fact hear. They do not have ears, but instead detect sound through fine hairs on their legs – ‘”
“See? Alien bullshit.”
“You tiny fornicators of unwed mothers.”
“I’d like to pretend I’m sitting here fudging it, but I’m not! At this point, I’m invested!”
“They’re clean, they’re shaven, they all have overcoats – “
“They all have Brazilians. She was thinking it!”