Thieves Guild, 7/16

“Electricity? Is that a gnome term?”

“Lightning.”
“Ohh – lightning! Why didn’t you say so?”
“I did!”

“I’m not wearing that hat you bought me.”
“It’s the nicest thing you own!”
“I have nice boots.”
“It’s the nicest thing you own.”

“Do you not want clothes that don’t itch?”
“Your clothes don’t itch?”
“Do you not want calluses on your genitals?”

“A simply made hood…”
“Oh, that suits you perfectly! You’re simple and you’re a hood!”
“Oh, that’s a new song.”

“So radiant light is people, if you think about it.”

“I don’t have a list of fetishes on my character sheet!”
“Yet.”

“I am not breaking my voice before the show.”
“It’s not the voice – I can’t have my mascara running.”

“How much does it count?”
“More than you can afford.”
“You haven’t seen me count.”
“Counting doesn’t help you pay for it!”

“I think Nine’s in love.”
“I didn’t think he’d ever looked at a girl.”
“It’s a knife.”
“Oh, that makes sense.”