Thieves Guild, 8/13

“The cricket remembers!”
“That goddamned cricket is holding it hostage.”

“I stole more than everybody else. I stole their hearts.”

“That’s a magical object. I feel like that’s not safe – “
“Could be.”
” – For you.”
“Could be.”

“Magical butt-pluuuug.”

“This exact thing is why we cannot have nice things.”

“Look, I can do numbers!”
“It’s just birds she doesn’t understand.”

“Rick-rolled in his own story.”

“There are only 2 ways the party can divide: brains and brawn, or brain-and-brawn and brain-and-brawn.”