“Poked a badger with a spoon. What? It’s an original sin.”
“I mean, he’s either going to live or he’s going to get laid.”
“I’m very smart! Just because I can’t do math or read doesn’t mean I’m not smart!”
“Armin has books and books of math! Did you know there was that much math?”
“You know, if you had left us alone, we would have made it worse.”
“You didn’t kill the spider? I’m disappointed in you both.”
“That spider was an asshole.”
“Darren’s rolling his eyes now and then.”
“Look, every time Darren opens his mouth, I roll my eyes so hard it physically hurts.”
“I mean, we haven’t royally fucked up yet.”
“Yes.”
“He’s not a cow summoner, is he?”
“I would just like to point out that our guild has not had mass murders by cows.”
“Sorry, is my character contrarian? Yes.”
“That’s not really a question.”