“…Was it a familiar-looking were-jackal?”
“Tastes like jackal.”
“Tastes different from the outside.”
“Don’t lick the dude’s hair. Just saying, that’s not going to make the impression you think you’re going to make.”
“Does it zap you when you lick it?”
“I’m not going to lick the sword; that’s weird!”
“How much money have I give you guys recently?”
“Yeah, but we’re not putting it on the roof!”