“You, boy, carry this bag for me – it’s too heavy!”
“What’s in that bag? A ladder?”
“No, that’s the other bag.”
“The pangolin looks at you like, ‘You want me to take care of this, boss? They both have kneecaps.'”
“You don’t want to be part of the cuddle interrogation?”
“Being completely honest, it’s probably pretty clear from my face that something has changed.”
“So you don’t get blood on your sheets.”
“Oh, that blood is from several combats ago. It is sold-solid.”
“This feels slightly less successful than our other successful quests.”