“Besides, we have to make sure the fight starts.”
“That’s a good plan. I like this plan.”
“I’m pretty sure that’s the plan we came in here with.”
“Because we’re learning lessons here.”
“Are we?”
“No, because we’re back in this fucking library again.”
” – Coating his breastplate in rime. Thick frost.”
“I didn’t think it was sick beats.”
+1 AC, half damage I would have taken as long as 60ft from Lucian
“Why is this place full of HOLES?”
“This is like the fourth building we’ve set on fire.”
“To be fair, we’re not starting them.”
“No, we’re not starting them. We’re just the target of the fire.”
“You slept with his mother? You are a brave dwarf.”
“I’m still trying to parse whether he’s talking to the undead thing or the paladin…”
“If you’re attacking armor class, you need to roll really well.”
“Nat 20.”
“That’ll do it.”
“That fire you could have taken half of? I could have just misty stepped and taken none of it. So we’re both morons.”