“Basically, everything’s going to have this horrible burning sensation…”
“Is it a… historic… yell?”
“Yeah, Ben Franklin would fit into Knowledge: HIstory. But you’re not being attacked by a 50-foot Ben Franklin.”
“That’s Whore Mountain… that’s Whore Mountain… That’s Whore Valley between them… and I think we can all agree that that’s Chlamydia Ridge…”
“Well, it’s made no violent action thus far except killing an elf…”
“I remember. Yog-sothoth is the doorknob.”
“We’ve replaced this halfling’s saddle with a dragon’s head!”
“No, I think we’re going to avoid the bleeding scrotum for the evening.”
“Fuck Yog-sothoth, I want to fling dicks!”
“Johanna’s diseased virtue is intact…”