“Dude, he just called you a Disney princess.”
“… I’m a Disney princess…”
“Yeah, the Canadian militia was pretty assertive about that [Rappaportopia]…”
“The horse thief?! He should be easy to find; he’s in the Vancouver jail.”
“I just want to say, of all the TERRIBLE things this group has done… You were really down on me about stealing the horse!”
“I stole its innocence and dignity, that’s for sure.”
“There are three steamer trunks. ONE of them… is a bar.”
“People don’t up and vanish.”
“Russians do!”
“I would like to take a moment to recognise that Strange has taken a big step forward in his life.”
“He hasn’t accused one of us!”
“Okay, TWO big steps forward.”
“Nepalese. NOT Nipple-ease.”
“Black Swans can’t jump?”
“Uh… the horse is here! It’s material evidence!”
“Nothing gets the taste of horse-fisting out of your mouth…”
“What are you doing over there?”
“Painting my pirhana.”
“Is that what they call it these days?!”
“Maybe we can re-establish Rappaportopia on top of the mountains? I mean, Nepal only goes so high…”
“I’ve got three steamer trunks. One of them is my closet – my traveling closet.”
“Please don’t ever cheer for your toxin sacks ever again…”
“It’s found new ways to screw Yammy! The machine is learning!”
“Can you fist a nickel?”
“They’re Branch Moscovinians.”
“We’re in the middle of NEPAL, and you’re making Waco jokes 20 years later?!”
Regarding Patrick Swayze and Kurt Russell:
“They’re practically interchangable.”
“Not anymore…”
“Didn’t you know? Nepal is the Vancouver of Russia!”
“How much food and stuff do we have?”
“How much do you weigh?”
“If I die, I’m going to throw myself off the mountain so you can’t eat me.”
“REally?! After all the horse fisting, you’re concerned about a finger in a hole?!”
“Did you say, ‘I’ve been blessed with skin cancer?!'”
“Circle the steamer trunks!”
“I didn’t tell her to shut up!”
“Because the bullets will hit them, but they’re going to dodge that gun.”
“It’s a zombie crab yeti!”
“I’m a sex offender, not a saboteur, ok?”
“In the dark, one furry end is as good as another.”
“…and there it goes.”
“So I get the jazz trio out of the third steamer trunk…”
“Kahn has a penchant for carrying around dead things… arms, jokes from three weeks ago.”
“You know, we can use that to our advantage! We can go get Bart a girl and then arrest her.”
“Hang on. Are you saying the power of your cock turns women evil?”
“‘Oh no, we were eaten by tiny jackrabbits?’ No. They say nothing.”