“We’re in Siberia? Why are we in Siberia?”
“Because you slept with my wife!”
“I’m not sure that has anything to do with it…”
“Technically, we’re still in Russian airspace. Nothing has been invaded – EXCEPT MY MARITAL BED!”
“I’m terrible at scouting…”
“You wait on the plane.”
“I’m GREAT at waiting!”
“Really? ‘Cause I see an injury from Rappaportopia every time I look into Otto’s eyes.”
“If you didn’t want a gun used, you sent the wrong man!”
“If you didn’t want your wife slept with, you sent the wrong man!”
“So you wanted me to go out and break an elk?”
“I figured it was totally within your abilities…”
“…Where is Strange when he could be hilarious?”
“Two bears enter, one bear leaves. Two bears enter, one bear leaves.”
“You think the polar bear god would want the elk?”
“He gave it a girl’s name. How… serial-killer-y.”
“That’s what you get for having a mail order bride.”
“Hey, you were there!”
“What, were you the delivery man?”
“And all the time I continue to bedazzle the bear god…”
“You cover him in rhinestones?”
“We’re underground, that means we’re technically on your home ground.”
“Rappaportopia!”
“Were you going to pickpocket dynamite into it? Because that’s what I was going to do.”
“It’s SCIENCE!”
“So is BALLISTICS!”