Pathfinder with an absentee quotemaster, 1/10

“The one in the middle is called ‘The Whale’.”
“Whale Wheaton?”

“Wait, I said something funny? Mark that on your calendar!”

“It turns out that dead octopi make handy axe holsters.”

“I give Yevheniy his ‘axetopus’ back.”

“You know, I can wear your ghoul like a backpack…”
“Or a hat!”