“They’re called the Royal Baths.”
“It’s called ‘whore lives on streets, smells funny.'”
“Some would call it a turnip farm, others would call it HELL.”
“So I was seeing if he was more evil than his hat.”
“Thank you for volunteering to be knocked the fuck out first.”
“I pop my elemental in the bathroom, but that’s because I have tact.”
“Only you can prevent bear fires!”
“I actually feel bad for the thing. It looks like a decimated turkey. It’s like Thanksgiving gone wrong…”
“No, he still has plenty of sense. He quit.”
“He would only run until the horse was running faster…”
“If you wish to pay your last respects… if it is more owl than bear, there may be recognizable bits left. If, however, it is more bear than owl…”
“That is mighty impressive. In fact, that’s so impressive that I have to ask you to stop speaking.”
“I should have realized when I tried to get this group to do diplomacy that diplomacy comes at the end of a molotov cocktail.”
“If you submit, I will put out the fire. I’ve done it before. That’s where I got this bite!”
“That’s not a wombat, that’s a wolverine!”
“I don’t have Knowledge: Nature!”
“He spent his whole life flaming.”
“It was all the corduroy, wasn’t it?”