“‘You are victorious.’ It’s wrong. You are Kacey.”
“That’s not a hat.”
“Yes it is.”
“If you say it’s a hat because it’s on your head, I’m going to come over there and kick you.”
“Why are you reducing the power level of the dungeon? We’re only missing Matt and John…”
“God. One of the employees could happen upon a customer!”
“Or you let Matt look at it funny, and it tears.”
“You guys were saying you can’t have half a map…”
“Isn’t a wingman supposed to help you get laid…?”
“That’s why I want you to be my tailgunner.”
“What’s in that ovular room?”
“Eggs.”
“What’s in the ovulating room, Kevin?”
“I’m sorry, I was trying to be serious, and then… eggs.”
“You spent all of that time trying to decide if you’d misspoke?”
“I thought ovular had something to do with ovals.”
“Is it sad that ‘ovular room’ is the highest thing on our list of accomplishments tonight?”
“I can’t participate in the conversation, but I’m smart-mouthing it anyway.”
“I only offend them when I’m trying to be nice and I’m a fish monster. These are fish monsters.”
“Well, we do intend to take their treasure.”
“I won’t tell him that.”
“I don’t like speaking fishman because I can’t gobble for, like, a day afterwards.”
“Have you ever gobbled at a turkey and had it gobble back? It’s amazing.”
“Did you just tinfoil spyglass my tits?”
“Well, I think since we sent our champion in to poke him in the eye, we should do something. We sent Moe Howard in…”
“Do you know how many balls it takes to go up and poke the king in the eye?”
“None.”
“Right. Fish don’t have balls.”
“We’ll be sure to call a fishman lawyer.”
“I understand it’s mano y mano, but our mano just got his butt kicked.”
“It doesn’t get better if you’re looking at Collins’s boobs.”
“Aww, he broke one. He destroyed your opera glasses of naughtiness.”
“Stop staring at my parts!”
“I don’t know about you, but I don’t go down on fish people.”
“Aren’t you glad you aren’t a human?”
“It’s an awesome fucking chair.”
“No, let’s be respectful of their species. It’s an awesome egg-laying chair.”
“We should have the fish-man lick the seals.”
“No. Now, if they were live seals…”
“You know, I’m laughing, but I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that went to live seals…”
“Keep my private life out of this!”
“This is why I’m not allowed in Sea World any more.”
“Uh… that’s high enough that… uh… it’s math.”
“Once again, Yeveny saves the day, as he notices a key in a hollow above the chest.”
“I think I can disable it!”
“It’s Schroedinger’s Kraken right now.”