Quotes from Star Wars game on 1/21

“I would easily pay double for this oral experience!”
*laughter*
“I’m done!”
“…I’m going back to the ship!”

“If I wake up covered in your custard, I’m going to have *words* for you.”

“You don’t have to turn around, YOU FOOL! YOU HAVE NO EYES!”

“You say Kestrel, I hear Custard…”

“We’re not even slightly cocked. We’re just c-.”

“Did you say it’s SPLEEN-licking good?”

“Good cop-bad cop in one droid!”

“Everybody loves Clown City!”

“The whole universe is poison fruit for me now. Poison, custardy fruit.”

“The custard machine is not a Sith artifact.”

“I would like to point out that this is the same game where you had the Hutt comedian…”

“None of us are as distracting as ALL of us.”

“You know, the only problem with carbonite custard is that it tastes like betrayal…”

“We are taking instructions from knick-knacks. I’m on board.”
“…Technically, it’s an antique.”