“I gently and respectfully poke it with a stick.”
“Anything want to do anything priest-ish for the dearly departed?”
“I did. I checked it for journals.”
“Why am I the one to search? I forgot my glasses.”
“Why am I the one to search the privy?”
“Because you failed to open the safe. Thorfin is kind of an ass.”
“Irridescent potion? It’s that blue stuff you clean toilets with!”
“Did you roll a one?”
“I’d rather not say.”
“Ichor? Is it priceless, priceless ichor?”
“I like these dice a lot. When I do like this, they hurt.”
“This is one animated chain? It’s right next to me? How did you guys let this happen?”
“Prison uniform design studio…”
“I do. It’s because license plates for horses are made of cloth.”
“You’ve made a lace straightjacket!”
“For the delicate ladies…”